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Moonlighting with Obama

I went to CNN.com to complete my normal news rotation that I glance at every morning and this sweepstakes was at the top right of the web page:

http://www.barackobama.com/rules/dinner-with-barack

Other than the fact that maybe Obama should be probably focusing on something more important, this is awesome! Imagine walking up to a restaurant (one that costs more than your house) and casually having this conversation with the hostess:

You: “Should be a table for 4, meeting my bud Barack.”

Hostess: “Oh wow really?”

You: “Yeah, we’re here to discuss some boilerplate stuff, like providing economic opportunity for an entire nation. You know, typical Tuesday.”

You’d totally have to set it up so dinner was on a Tuesday.

Then, after looking like a complete badass entering the restaurant, you get to eat a golden lobster with a side of  grilled celery, bedazzled with your choice of diamonds.

At this moment, sitting across from the President of the United States of America, you would get the one opportunity to say whatever you wanted.

What would you say?

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